• me during sport: ball rolls in general direction and i fall over my own shadow
• me at a concert: guitarist throws pick into the crowd and i vault 20 people, drop kick all surrounding competition, backflip and catch the pick between my front 2 teeth

• Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
• Boy: I know.
• Girl: I love you!
• Boy: I love you more!
• *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
• Girl: Where is he?
• Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
• Girl: (Starts crying)
• Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

louisboobeartomlinson:

I present to you Torn sung by the boys with rain in the background making it even more beautiful; not that its possible. Pump up your volume, enjoy and please don’t steal it :)

(via idl-lifex3)